帝国政界往事

帝尝耕籍田于法兰西巨贾施耐德帝都商号,迩来近一岁,所共事者皆华人。同僚中有女,金华人氏也,今隐其名,年方五五,性好美,务于姿容之术。其案前资生山积,兰蔻海量,每揽镜自况,必睚眦报于痘痣,锱铢争于皱痕。有客户侍郎某甲,帝上峰也,性诙谑,为曼倩之俦。前日有暇,侍郎行散至金华氏前,作状大惊曰:“卿竟富态若是?不复见囊之清庾矣。”金华氏闻之大恚,而不敢言。及侍郎去,金华氏伏案不语,未几,张厉行减肥食谱于墙。众人往观,其上菜肴无出青菜、豆腐,不复有荤,无论鱼肉,油腥俱弃。帝叹曰:“猛于虎也,朕不能持。”

越三日,金华氏复归,其状步履浮虚,眸神离散,形体恍惚,神情缥缈。帝问增减,对曰:“诚如尊价所言,猛于虎也,吾亦不能持。”遂罢,言午间大宴同僚于西域饭庄,一快朵颐。

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